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Everything is funny until you ask for her age

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Tindi during her radio show. File Photo 

By  Ivan Okuda

Posted  Saturday, February 1  2014 at  02:00

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Tindi. More than anything else, K-fm’s K-Drive show presenter, and Fun Factory comedienne Veronica Tindichebwa’s best-kept secret is her age. Ivan Okuda teased and probed the mother of two, whose work is to leave your ribs in stitches.

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You are all looking tired and haggard, what’s up?
Do I really look tired? I guess it comes with age.

How old are you by the way?
Eh eh eh! If you ever want to stay friends with someone, especially me, never ask about my age. Please don’t.

But you look young…
Really? I look young? Thanks to the heavens, God loves me.
And you don’t look as old as you sound
I know! That is actually very amazing. There was a time I was having a show here and one minister drove so fast just to have a glimpse at Tindi. After my show, he asked, “Are you the Tindi? Oh my God, you sound like this old Nigerian woman!” I know I have my base and I have a very beautiful and unique voice.

Beautiful, unique ? Some people may not agree.
That’s theirs to judge, if I don’t blow my own trumpet, who will?
So tell me about Tindi, actually some of us wonder what your real name is
Tindi is my real name; it is just a short form of the name Tindichebwa. I am a Zinza from Tanzania, Mwanza. I have an ear for languages, the reason I speak about seven languages. When I came to Uganda with my stepfather, who is White, we stayed in Pakwach and that is how I learnt Alur. I picked the Runyakore from school. I was born in Tanzania, raised by a stepfather in Norway and I’m now living in Uganda. We came here when I was 10 years old.

When and where did you meet Mr Comedy?
I went to Namasagali College where I found great guys like David Ntaro with passion for the arts. I was to later find them again at the National Theatre with Kwezi Kaganda, who was my teacher, he was good at drama and he told me to give comedy a try. I watched the first night and was impressed. They asked me to join, and the next week I took part and boy did the crowd love me. This was in 2005.

So you have been doing comedy since 2005?
Yes, but don’t calculate my age. I was always acting the part of the Indian lady because I am good with accents as well as the little child or typical Mukiga girl. It is amazing how I can pull off these roles with this hoarse voice. It’s challenging but I had them all done convincingly but not perfectly because you can’t be perfect.

What did you study?
I did Tours and Travel at Conrad Plaza. I didn’t have the chance to go to these rioting or “benching” campuses; my dad had heard so many stories about them.
When was this?
(Winks and giggles) You are back tracking to find my age. Go to Conrad Plaza and find out when I was there.

And the specific school?
I won’t tell you so that you go and ask for my age!

What was your worst moment on stage?

In Mbarara in 2007, we were doing a skit that involved me sleeping with my husband. All of a sudden, these Banyankore men in the audience started hurling silly words and touching my body parts that I was not comfortable with like the bums, hips. It was truly embarrassing.

What is the silliest joke you have cracked? Dude, I have cracked so many jokes that I can’t point a finger at any. I find every joke silly. They are so many from 2005 till today, unless I go through all my DVDs.

Would you give yourself a seat at the table of accomplished comedians?

Yes I would proudly say I am an accomplished comedian. You know you start from scratch, break ground, gain confidence and venture into teaching and sharing with other people. You never expire, but actually learn to improve what you have. I have reached a point where I can do stage and stand-up comedy with confidence. I have achieved, man!

Some people don’t find you funny?
Ivan, in life you can’t impress everybody, can you?

So, when and why did you come to radio?
I joined radio two years ago around October. I was talent searched by the former head of radio at K-fm. I chose to give it a shot, I mean why not? Who knows what will come out of it? I had never done radio before in my life.

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