Bobi Wine appearance on Al Jazeera divides MPs

Anite: I can see Bobi Wine on Al Jazeera flossing.
Ecweru: Give it time, his fame will dip and he will be struggling to get a wink from a beggar downtown.
Bobi Wine: What would a married man need a wink from a stranger for?
Lubwama: Bobi, did you pick the car cash?
Anite: Good question, Resident ATM. For once, your penchant for money is making good returns.
Abiriga: Pendant for money.
Anite: I said penchant and I know what it means.
Franca: It’s always funny when Abiriga tries to correct grammar.
Lubwama: Pendant? What is pendant?
Abiriga: See? At least there is a word I know that Lubwama doesn’t.
Bobi Wine: Are these the MPs who represent their people? What kind of discussion is this?
Ecweru: Don’t patronise us. Just broach something you feel is more important than Otafiire’s snore and we shall quip in.
Munyagwa: Does Otafiire snore?
Nsereko: The General is strange. He sits there like he is fast asleep but he follows things. Maybe he actually doesn’t sleep.
Bahati: He doesn’t what?
Nsereko: Come to think of it, maybe the man just looks like sleep itself but doesn’t sleep.
Fungaroo: Hahaha!
Otafiire: This is typical chicken dropping stuff talk. My looks? Have I ever peddled my face on a billboard seeking public approval of whether I am handsome or not?
Mpuuga: Bahati, are you going to answer the General?
Bahati: If he keeps shouting here, we shall add local leaders on this group.
Anite: Hahaha!
Munyagwa: I think Otafiire was cool on the TV show last week. He was calm and collected throughout. His tactics in evading questions by giving obscure yet on-the-point answer could underscore why “he jumped” on dead bodies and lived to this day.
Franca: Sure, but he denied us an explosive show and we ended up with OO tackling below Matembe’s knees.
Abiriga: What are you people talking about? No one has told me what penchant is yet.
Okupa: Did Otafiire really say his constituency is State House?
Lokodo: And that is true.
Bahati: It’s good that he admits Kahonda humbled him. If only he could stop harassing Kahonda...
Abiriga: How did he admit that?
Nsereko: By stating as a matter of fact that it is Museveni who appointed him to Cabinet and he remains an ex-officio answerable to no constituents in particular but to his appointing authority.
Bobi Wine: The elections in Kenya are looking bad. What is the way forward to deal with the possibility of another explosive impasse that would affect flow of goods and services?
Katuntu: Lokodo, Abiriga, Anite, do you all see why Bobi Wine is a step ahead of you? He is concerned about real issues while you are busy defacing an already tired Otafiire.
Ecweru: I don’t think anything bad will happen in Kenya. There isn’t even need for contingency planning.
Munyagwa: I don’t suppose you have been following news, eh?
Otafiire: One dead fish cannot make the entire lake smell.
Abiriga: General, I thought the local leaders had disarmed you of those wintry musics.
Mpuuga: What are wintry musics?
Franca: I think he meant ‘witty musings’.
Otafiire: Abiriga, make use of UPE while the old man still lasts.
Mpuuga: So Ecweru and Otafiire think the killing of a top EC boss is just another small fish in a lake?
Ecweru: My point is that lightning does not strike the same place twice. Kenyans imploded in 2007, they paid the price. They will think hard and blue before behaving like animals again.
Bobi Wine: The lightning thing is valid but it only remains a saying. The reality is on the ground. Even then, a good government does not bank on chances and fate but assesses situations and makes informed decisions.
Munyagwa: Obote was overthrown twice and here is Ecweru saying lighting does not strike the same place twice.