Munyagwa booked into Luzira to keep Stella company - MPs

Lokodo: I told you I would sort that woman.
Karooro: A fish wouldn’t get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
Muhanga: That was so apt, @Karooro.
Fungaroo: Well, a frog forgets that it was once a toad.
Franca: Besides, only a fool strikes a face that is smiling.
Anite: Now here they come. Calling your colleague a frog just because they said something you don’t agree with?
Lokodo: Frog or fish, I can be the crocodile that deals with them.
Bahati: Why is this fellow bragging in broad daylight like this?
Ssemujju: Stella is not the first to be persecuted by this evil regime. All will be well.
Mbogo: Eh, but Stella would pass for Shaka Zulu’s mother. Just to take her to Luzira, other VIP persons have had to be booked in to warm the ground with her.
Lubwama: What do you mean?
Ecweru: I hear Lubwama’s Diamond Ensemble was evicted for nonpayment of rent. You are lucky you weren’t arrested and booked into Luzira to accompany your beloved Stella Nyanzi.
Lubwama: That man is just broke and idle. If I really owed him money, why didn’t he evict me before I became an MP? He was enjoying our occupancy of that place until he became greedy.
Lubwama: And how did Shaka Zulu’s mother come into the Stella talk?
Amule: When Shaka Zulu’s mother died, several virgins were buried alive “to keep her company”.
Lubwama: And the Stella Nyanzi’s remand?
Atiku: It simply means that these VIPs being sent to Luzira are like the virgins Shaka buried alive to keep his mother company.
Ecweru: I hear our virgin Admin has been booked into Luzira to keep Stella company?
Lokodo: Sounds good. He is always so rude.
Otto: Munyagwa is too annoying. Let him cool down.
Tumwebaze: These FDC thugs are being sorted. Who would do that but a thug?
Okupa: Someone said earlier that a frog forgets it was once a toad. My friend Tumwebaze is worse than the proverbial frog.
Mpuuga: Indeed! Better to be in the grave than be a slave.
Kiyingi: So Kabafunzaki is another of the virgins being marinated at Luzira to keep Stella company?
Katuntu: Tumwebaze, if FDC members are thugs, what is this fellow who was picking Sh30 million bribe? Also tell us what it says about his appointing authority.
Otto: That is going personal.
Katuntu: Otto, I don’t have pampers to babysit you if you start crying here. Let Tumwebaze respond to me.
Ecweru: Is this what they call ‘firimu ya masasi’?
Okupa: My popcorn is ready. Otto, pray speak?
Fungaroo: Wow! Someone has shot Otto down in one go.
Khainza: He must be looking for the exit icon now. Problem is that without Munyagwa, who will add him?
Katuntu: Tumwebaze, please tell us what this minister is if Munyagwa is a thug because of debts.
Mwijukye: The minister was set up. He dared meddle into a franchise without knowing who the real owners are.
Fungaroo: It’s like if Musisi woke up tomorrow and ordered Garden City closed because it is in a wetland. She would be fixed.
Anite: What are these guys saying now?
Ssemujju: They came for Besigye, Kabafunzaki was silent. They came for Stella, he was smiling. And finally they came for him…
Kibalya: Jesus! Police hardware rumbling into Kamuli like there is war out here.
Nabayiga: Maybe advance team for the president.
Kasozi: No way. Those goons are out to intimidate and rig the election for Watongola.
Katuntu: If there is a rich man in the area, three villages are ruined.
Kabaziguruka: There is this Musumba fellow who abandons his wife for bread.
Musumba: Bread?
Mpuuga: When a pedestrian sees a horse, he wants to ride. Musumba is like that. Give him two years and he will realise that there is life without Museveni.
Atiku: So Museveni is out there to campaign for a fellow he should be distancing himself from?
Karooro: Why is that?
Atiku: An academic fraud.
Okupa: But why does Museveni make every election look like a battle ground?
Franca: What do you expect of a man who still wears complete military fatigue to intimidate a cultural leader?
Franca: Salaamu will give them a KO. Expect rigging.
Okumu: That goes without saying.
Nabakooba: I believe the police are there to ensure peaceful polls.