Relax guys, Anselm is just on the Trump track

So a Harvard student called Anselm went to the beach and had fun. He also posed for a photo with two fellow teens in a manner that would make Donald Trump so proud he would make a stopover in Kampala via Twitter. And, for that, Ugandans are so worked up they are expending so much energy you would think they participated in the growth of Joseph Kabila’s beards.
The last time we checked, the mighty Americans had set the pace and it should not be trendy for people who behave like that to be recognised. Trump had to do worse things to get to the White House and Anselm might need to upgrade from merely posing with tits to walk his father’s legacy.
Why go around with ‘things’ that Ugandans need a face Shazam to identify when there is this Barack Obama daughter doing those weird but trendy stuff in public? Anselm should think big. He is not some small boy like MC Kats. They say when you have to eat a frog, let it be sumptuously fat. Like Obama’s daughter.
Let’s be honest, who would have paid Winnie Kiiza’s tantrums any attention had Anselm been posing in that infamous picture with Obama’s daughter? For those too slow to understand with just a single example, let’s put it this way; do you think James Onen of Sanyu FM would have been spending ungodly hours imagining the life of Anselm if…
Yes, what we mean here is simply that everyone has been calling Bryan White all sorts of names. At one point, to google Bryan White, it was recommended that people instead punch into the search engine “Mr Scrawny contest winner Uganda” and everything about him, including the colour of his small intestines and size of his appendix, would show up.
Guy was dishing money like he was Bill Gates’ vault attendant in his previous life but what some Ugandans have been seeing is fraud. And then he pulled a major scoop of an endorsement by appearing with Zari in Arua.
Suddenly, girls are warming up to Bryan White and imagining themselves being inherited by Bryan White. You see, Bill Gates founded a foundation with Melinda, and Bryan White was supposed to run his with someone just about PLT (pretty little thing) enough, but nothing like that has happened.
The sighting of Zari has changed the momentum. A fat frog does that. Humans are feeble, they admire and seek to associate with those who enjoy the company of famous or drop-dead fellows. Just look at the French president.

He has his missus but no one talks about how he is handsome and whatnot, but that moment he was soaked in Kolinda Grabar’s embrace, everyone started sizing up this Macron.
And now that Anselm is treading in the footsteps of Trump, we shouldn’t be angry. He is a presidential material. We have a lot more problems in this country to solve than spend time discussing a youngster’s beach behaviour. It would only make sense to pay attention to that tit moment if it is the reason the price of sugar is soaring so high like it wants to go and bring Uganda Airlines Airbus.
Amuriat should give Kiiza back the LoP seat as long as she can pledge to help Anselm pose with more uptight and famous things. What matters is how the lad scores it in our hearts and make us want him to grow up fast enough to be the Donald Trump of Uganda. By the way, how is Anselm’s tweeting index?