Stop imitating Museveni, lawmakers tell Abiriga
Fungaroo: Poor Raila!
Nsereko: Poor Besigye!
Munyagwa: How does Besigye come in here?
Anite: Oh? There is something similar about the two perennial losers.
Okupa: Like in Uganda, Kenya upstaged the EC system.
Tumwebaze: Such is to be expected. You never admit losses.
Ecweru: In Africa, it is only democracy if the incumbent loses. It is rigged if they win.
Mpuuga: Okay, how is the Kenyan election going help our people move into middle income economy?
Munyagwa: You mean that mirage?
Abiriga: What is a mirage?
Lubwama: Man, didn’t Otafiire advise you to make the most of UPE while Museveni still lasts?
[Munyagwa has changed the group icon]
Franca: Now he is going far!
Lubwama: Who is going far?
Fungaroo: But Abiriga, what is not happening to you?
Anite: What has he done?
Franca: Check the group icon.
Abiriga: Anything wrong with a soldier appearing in uniform?
Nsereko: Nothing, except when the soldier is aping Museveni’s mannerism.
Ecweru: Reminds me of the upland rice pioneer who went beyond what Abiriga is aping?
Lubwama: Bukenya? But that man, maybe Abiriga should be asking himself what became of Bukenya. But wait, why is Abiriga in UPDF uniform? Does just about anyone qualify to wear military uniform here now?
Abiriga: My friend, I am a Colonel.
Lubwama: Well, at least you didn’t show up in a kanzu like my friend Simeo who was nearly forced into an appointment with his creator by the other guy.
Bahati: I wonder what Maj Gen Otafiire thinks of Col Abiriga aping Gen Museveni like that.
Otafiire: Why should a satisfied lion be concerned with how deers are playing in the grassland?
Munyagwa: You call yourself a lion now? Where does that leave the man trying to defile the Constitution afresh?
Otafiire: First rethink how you address whomever, but if you mean the president, then rest assured that he has called himself a leopard before. He hasn’t claimed the lion title yet.
Franca: Otafiire is being disloyal, but then Abiriga…
Otafiire: You people leave Abiriga alone. When a parent sees their child play with snaking trail of urine, they don’t admonish them. Let Abiriga indulge in his fancy.
Katuntu: I must admit this man Otafiire is special.
Abiriga: First a deer, then a child playing with own urine, there is a limit to how much Abiriga can take in.
Lokodo: Why the threat? Calm down, mister.
Bobi Wine: So Abiriga is in full military fatigue, does that change the fact that there are rotten humans running the city council affairs? Why don’t we discuss KCCA issue?
Ecweru: Bobi, you can’t win everything.
Anite: The guy talks like he can bring Einstein back to life.
Abiriga: So he wants to be the political Einstein?
Franca: The KCCA issue is a serious one. We can’t just sit back and do nothing.
Katuntu: There is no question about that. We cannot stand with arms akimbo as such high handed treatment of people goes on. Someone has to be put to task over the matter.
Munyagwa: The poor woman was denied a chance to celebrate her baptism anniversary.
Fungaroo: But Munyagwa, why make fun of a tragedy like that?
Okupa: I am not sure I follow but this whole idea of celebrating baptism is tragic in itself.
Tumwebaze: What is tragic about celebrating baptism?
Mpuuga: Pretend all you want, but we can all see the smoke turn into real flame soon. That baptism nonsense has a rotten motive.
Franca: I wonder why Museveni doesn’t just abolish the Constitution altogether, after all, Abiriga and Anite will stand firm behind him.
Ecweru: But this Odinga is not about to concede, too bad.
Fungaroo: At least Kenya is sober. Besigye would be under preventive arrest or in some obscure illegal torture chamber now.
Bahati: Well, he is a finished product. He won’t be on the ballot ever again.
