The patriotic Odonga Otto

Lubwama: Now that Makerere has cleared me, no one is talking. Do you people only wait to gloat when Kato is sweating? Does my misery make you all so happy?
Ecweru: Stop whining. You have work to do.
Franca: Or better still, go to Gabon and support our boys.
Bahati: Like the cry-baby. I hear he dried his cheeks and is so vociferous.
Lubwama: Me, Makerere has cleared me. The Buwembo guy can go hang for all I care.
Munyagwa: Someone please clap for Kato. The lizard has fallen down the Iroko tree and has realised nodding for itself is not enough.
Karooro: Kato, congrats even if I know the court is yet to pronounce itself on the matter.
Lubwama: Now you are calling me a lizard?
Odonga-Otto: Instead of praising my patriotism, guys are busy mocking me. Some of us know where to put our patriotism, unlike most of you.
Mwesigye: But Otto, why didn’t you cry and tell Anywar and the others that you would deal with them in Uganda?
Odonga-Otto: Can’t we stop these jokes at least?
Mpuuga: The man even forgot that there was another Kanyamunyu case as he ran around the Gabon stadium. Very patriotic and should be lauded.
Mbogo: But is there proof that Otto is in Libreville?
Anite: Now check! They are talking of Gabon and you are demanding proof that he is in Libreville.
Lubwama: That is what I was about to say, Anite.
Nankabirwa: Hahaha!
Rugunda: This is interesting.
Nsereko: Hahahaha, Otto, come and give these two a tour of Libreville.
Ogama: Is this real?
Amoru: At this rate, we might need a geography budget to help our brothers and sisters.
Fungaroo: Otto, how is both Libreville and Gabon doing? Do MPs there also cry on camera?
Odonga-Otto: Kaps, stick to eating sorghum.
Fungaroo: Well, what is the staple food in Gabon?
Odonga-Otto: I enjoyed one called coupe coupe or something like that.
Nsereko: Did it make you cry tears of joy?
Ssekikubo: Did you call journalists to record your crying decibels?
[Odonga Otto has left]
Mpuuga: He is such a chicken!
Franca: Admin, quick. Bring him back here.
[Munyagwa has added Odonga Otto]
Odonga Otto: You, Mubarak…
Munyagwa: Yes me, do you need some journalists ready?
[Odonga Otto is recording…]
Nayebale: Whatever he is recording?
Munyagwa: Maybe the sound of his crying.
Ssematimba: That has to be a wail, not a mere cry.
Odonga-Otto: [Voice Recording]
Ogwal: Eh, 3.5MB of just his cry?
Bahati: Let me download to find out if his partner-in-crying Beatrice Anywar is in Libreville and Gabon as well.
Anite: See?
Munyagwa: I won’t open. The guy will be whining about “you have killed our chan.”
[Odonga Otto has left]
Oulanyah: Ladies and gentlemen, Uganda is for us. Why harass one of our own into leaving the noble group? He has exhibited patriotism that we should all emulate.
Anywar: That is why I never comment on this group. Too many bullies here.
Ssemujju: We should be tackling the issue of someone constantly attacking our office and independence of the legislature as if the Constitution gives him the mandate to do so.
Ecweru: ????
Fungaroo: Man, I hear “Parliament is not God.”
Anite: But that is the truth.
Okumu: What is the truth? The arrogance?
Kivumbi: Then why did he allow Parliament to debate the handshake saga?
Ssemujju: Allow? Did he have any powers to stop us?
Mwijukye: And Katuntu is the one to lead the probe team. Weren’t we told where he spends the night?
Mpuuga: Aha! Now the artillery returns at Bugweri border
Katuntu: This is Uganda but I won’t cry like Otto just because a brother thinks I am no brother enough.
Fungaroo: Hahaha, Munyagwa, bring Otto back again.
Franca: That oil money, the bigger part is the issue. We need to find out where the billions went, not the paltry figure shared by a few greedy ants.
Bahati: Leave the rest to Katuntu and his team. We need to focus on other issues like figuring out why Otafiire has not said a word for a while now.
Karooro: Bahati, leave us alone. People have already bashed Otto into quitting, you want another member to quit?
Bahati: I haven’t called for his bashing, just to find out why a full general should go so quiet in a week when generals were being decorated.
Otafiire: Bahati, if you lost the strength to fight gays in town, channel that energy in curing pigs of swine fever.
Nsereko: He never disappoints. What a general we have in Otafiire!
Otafiire: And you Nsereko… rubbish! Pit latrine stuff.
Lubwama: But Otafiire, did they say there is avian influenza that is killing chicken and pigs? You mean there is swine fever too?
Otafiire: For a man who was branded a pig by demonstrators just recently, you should know what kills you.
Akello: Wow!
Ebong: Hahaha, it’s always bad to wake Otafiire up from his slumber.
Otafiire: I might have been sleeping but it’s your party that is dead, Ebong. Join NRM and quit that UPC thing of yours.
Anite: What is avian influenza, Kato?
Lubwama: A disease. That is what the boys are saying. Where is the health minister?
Ssemujju: And we are supposed to debate such pertinent issues on the floor yet members are struggling to tell what is what.
Lubwama: I told you avian influenza is a disease that kills chicken and pigs. I thought you only opposed money issues but it appears to me now that you were programmed to oppose everything I say.