We are ready for the age limit backlash, Anite tells Oulanyah

Abiriga: Anite actually rocks. She knows how to strike when the iron is still hot. She has character, a brave young woman.
Fungaroo: Go on, use all the superlatives you can master today.
Lubwama: What has Anite done?
Abiriga: History will be the sober judge of her credentials when the time comes.
Franca: Well, you broached your issues with commendable language, but now this ‘sober judge’ whatever…
Munyagwa: Abiriga, cut to the chase. Did Anite catch the Entebbe women killer?
Lubwama: @Abiriga, what has Anite not done today? Did she clear your loan shark stuff?
Abiriga: You are useless, @Lubwama. Don’t you know what is trendsetting?
Nsereko: These are the kinds of villagers Museveni has slapped on us. Uganda is cursed.
Abiriga: I can ignore you or quote what Anite said. “We have numbers. We shall not go to the gym because we are fitness. They should know that we are the ones in charge. You can’t tell us, it’s like telling us not to do our job. We shall not never succumb to intimidation. I heard Ssekikubo, Nsereko, Tinkasiimire and other MPs threatening us. We are not intimidated. We have the support, even support of the ‘majje (army).”
Munyagwa: Did Anite really say that?
Abiriga: Word for word, breath for breath, energy for energy. She was very inspirational speaking. She has character. I quoted every word from her tongue verbal team.
Anite: Well, save for a few grammatical errors, but we have to send a strong message to detractors.
Ecweru: Hahaha, I like Abiriga. Seya would be very envious of this.
Lokodo: Why are we discussing this?
Mpuuga: Ask Abiriga who broached the issue.
Abiriga: Why? Because the time has finally arrived. It’s now or not never.
Katuntu: But deputy speaker has warned against discussing the non-existent constitution amendment bill on lifting the age limit. He says Parliament will not be responsible for any backlash against MPs supporting lifting of the age limit.
Anite: We are ready for the backlash. Oulanyah can go shop for more bowties.
Franca: So Anite confesses that all along they have been relying on the military to misrule this country.
Bobi Wine: Do we still have a country? I am ashamed to be alive but since I am alive, there must be a reason for it and fighting the barbarism exhibited by some of these MPs, the betrayal of the nation, that should be one of the reasons I am alive.
Lokodo: Now that this fellow is here to use his lyrical words to bemoan what can’t elicit a tear, I am tempted to join the debate.
Nsereko: What do you have against Bobi Wine?
Ecweru: I am with Lokodo.
Anite: What Bobi Wine is lamenting about, we have heard it all before. Nothing new. Just ignore him like the passing storm he is.
Abiriga: He says we have no soul, we have been bought and this and that. Let him know that it is only after you have flown with wings high up there that you can know whether you are chicken or a bird.
Bahati: Otafiire, join the debate. It’s boring without you.
Otafiire: Did Mbonye just call to prophesy to you that I am so idle and bored to be dragged into a non-issue like this?
Mpuuga: They say there is no smoke without fire, Otafiire. And the old man is now openly smothering his own words from 2012 when he said that at 75, no leader is healthy enough to rule effectively.
Otafiire: Well, go to State House, he can discuss that with you. Why bring it to Otafiire?
Okupa: The other day on TV, Otafiire said that State House is his constituency and now we are discussing matters in there and he is playing evasive.
Bobi Wine: That is the problem with these people. But there will always be that time to account, our MPs are acting like lizards trying to prop trousers up their waist forgetting that they got tails dangling around that a trouser cannot get over.
Anite: Man, just write more songs and go to the studio. Politics is a game we are happy to play.