When is Museveni replying to Bobi Wine? Lawmakers ask

Munyagwa: So when is Museveni replying to Bobi Wine?
Anite: He is too busy to waste time on such a charlatan.
Bobi Wine: Is Anite the one that walks on her knees at the sight of the president?
Ecweru: D!

Lokodo: This ghetto man has no respect for people?
Okupa: @Lokodo, you read as Anite called a honourable colleague a charlatan and said nothing. But when his asks tongue-in-cheek about kneeling, you swell like a male turkey.
Bahati: Hahahaha!

Franca: Male turkey! I would like to see Lokodo’s fins dragging as he caresses the ground with one foot the way turkeys do.
Abiriga: Are you guys turkeys?
Franca: No, but Lokodo can answer that.
Mpuuga: How is a Father supposed to know matters of turkeys anyway?

Lokodo: The level of disrespect on this forum...
Munyagwa: You got served chilled. That’s what you get when you try to have your cake and eat it.
Fungaroo: Lokodo’s turkey aside, when is Museveni replying to Bobi Wine?

Tumwebaze: But the guy didn’t even write that thing himself.
Nsereko: True, @Tumwebaze. I know he also didn’t write his songs himself. What can he do to make us believe him? Defeat Museveni in election?
Tumwebaze: I have it on authority that he didn’t write it himself.
Munyagwa: So Museveni writes his own bad ones himself?
Bobi Wine: Nsada!
Abiriga: I can’t find that word in my WordWeb on the phone.
Anite: Which word?

Abiriga: Nsada.
Katuntu: I think Bobi Wine is making people’s heads run in circles really.
Munyagwa: See people who can’t understand ‘nsada’ wanting to claim they could understand the lyrist in Bobi Wine.
Lokodo: What is so lyrical in the word nsada?
Franca: Well, it is not even a word but the fact that he dropped it there and it is causing mares in people is enough to show that Bobi Wine is good at what he does.

Ecweru: So discussing Bobi Wine’s nsada and whatnot is what we can do here?
Otafiire: The missive was good. If I were Museveni, I wouldn’t write another. A lion that tries to win every hunting expedition could be wounded by a raging boar and you know when a lion is bleeding, other lions will devour it.
Abiriga: Can you use smaller words to say that. We want to understand you.

Otafiire: There is no age limit in UPE. If you truly love Museveni, go and give his UPE credence by going back to school.
Lubwama: Why is Otafiire always angry?
Otafiire: The same reason you always think of money.
Ecweru: Cease fire.
Okupa: The Arua man has been tucked into a diaper and put to bed. Now let’s discuss issues.
Franca: Hahaha!

Bobi Wine: This man Otafiire though. He can make a good specimen for a political study.
Mpuuga: Well, put up a ghetto lab in Kyadondo and drag Otafiire there.
Bahati: What is there to study in a man who is defeated by Kahonda?
Otafiire: Bobi Wine, elders say that a man who is out in a wrapper doesn’t dance too hard. Watch your steps, young man.
Mpuuga: Good advice.
Fungaroo: Now that we are done with that, the issue of land amendment is explosive.

Katuntu: These people have taken everything and they want more. I see Amuru land is going then they will come after us.
Mpuuga: Well, like Otafiire said, a lion that keeps hunting eventually gets gored by some savage animal. That time is not far.
Abiriga: These people never cease to bemuse me.
Otafiire: When a king serves food to his subjects, some eat and get running stomach, others get constipation, but blessed is he who goes to bed belching after the king’s meal.
Anite: What now?

Ecweru: I am lost, Otafiire.
Katuntu: So Otafiire you are now some king feeding us on old wise musings?
Otafiire: I am just cautioning you not to abuse my rant on lions and hunting. I never called Museveni any hunting lion.
Nsereko: Where is Lokodo?
Franca: The man went into his turkey mode.

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