While BoU showed impunity, Ggwanga gave it full meaning, MPs say

Satire. In their WhatsApp group, lawmakers also questioned Bobi Wine’s true motive in his upcountry tour.

Okupa: If my waning memory serves me right, Museveni had very strong words against African leaders who fly to New York in private jets to attend UN summits.
Abiriga: This doesn’t sound like a good memory. Keep it to yourself, all the good.
Anite: What is in the memory?
Ecweru: We have heard all those lines for the last 32 years. Complete your memory, we are following.
Okupa: The problem with young people is that they are impatient.
Abiriga: Whose are you calling younger people? Me?
Franca: Whom*
Abiriga: Franca, I don’t pay fees to you so be off.
Okupa: Okay, let me say young and archaic people just to accommodate you, Abiriga.
Lubwama: Boss, you are punishing the yellow breathing billboard with big words. Water it down.
Ecweru: Now that is funny, @yellow breathing billboard. But Okupa, nibble at your waning memory.
Okupa: What is there to complete? Today, Museveni’s disciples can afford to buy a pen at 300K and he follows all the extravagance in his satiated opulence probably with a smile on his face. Times change for the worse!
Tumwebaze: You will wrinkle whining like that. You expected Museveni of 1970s to be the same even today?
Bahati: You got that from my mouth, Tumwebaze. Even Otafiire has changed. He was this small… but now…
Nsereko: Bahati, let go. Talk to Okupa who has raised the issue.
Otafiire: I heard that Byabashaija boasted of having bought a pen at Shs530,000. I am talking of a man who attends to lice-infested inmates buying a Parker pen at that much. And you are saying BoU has spent so much? Does BoU stand for Broke Old Urchins to some of you?
Katuntu: You could do better. For someone whose turning point came with a jail break, you ought to watch your words.
Bahati: You are asking Otafiire to watch his words? Haha, that is funny.
Lokodo: At least he should know that prison is not for urchins alone. There are more honourable people who have been to prison.
Otafiire: Well, I wasn’t the one feeding them in prison.
Fungaroo: Typical arrogance of people who think they own this country, like the other Brigadier who forever is stuck in the army without anywhere to go.
Mpuuga: I wonder what kind of humans went to the bush.
Lubwama: That Ggwanga is scary.
Franca: Why does everyone fear him?
Bahati: Just wait, every dog has its day. One day he will face local leaders in Namboole and understand what water bottles can do.
Abiriga: Hahaha, now this takes us back to memory line.
Mpuuga: Man, it is memory lane. That said, BoU just exemplifies the impunity in this country and the Ggwangas give it full meaning. Sad.
Lubwama: So those guys at BoU are paid how much per month?
Franca: Are you eyeing some job there already?
Okupa: I trust he would offer himself to live in Mutebile’s kennel.
Anite: Because of the pen?
Abiriga: Because of the money?
Nsereko: Or the whiskeys?
Lokodo: Eh, you guys seem to know the BoU people better than anyone.
Lubwama: Say what you want, but there is money in BoU and the spending seems to be on the up side. Ugandans complain about our car cash and salary…
Ecweru: Talking of car cash, I understand Bobi Wine acquired a UBA already, so much for criticising MPs’ car cash.
Lokodo: And like a typical villager, he is going around the country showing off that car. Give a ghetto dweller a bone and he will eat in a public park.
Bobi Wine: Lokodo, what hurts you?
Mpuuga: You guys appear to misread Bobi Wine. The guy is canvassing views across the country.
Fungaroo: Yeah, tomorrow you might hear he has formed YUF party.
Abiriga: YUF?
Fungaroo: More like Youth for Future Uganda.
Katuntu: The reception so far is good. Better than Munyagwa can ever receive as FDC party presidential candidate.
Munyagwa: Now look at this one attacking me from the blue.
Otafiire: It’s only a village maid who rushes to remove clothes from the line at the sight of a passing cloud.
Bobi Wine: Passing cloud can precipitate, the question is where.
Otafiire: No, they don’t. They are sooner than later blown away by winds.
Bobi Wine: For a man who fears water like you, be afraid. That passing cloud could gather other smaller clouds and form a serious cyclone. Be very afraid!
Otafiire: I will eat my fat lips if that happened.
Franca: Hahaha, what a good bet!