Saturday April 5 2014

Song of a Kyankwanzi Cadre on Museveni’s sole candidature

By Asuman Bisiika

Ugandans, ladies and gentlemen, take to the roads, in celebration. Think deep n’ be true to yourself. Shine up and be the light of truth. To Yoweri Museveni’s candidature. Your candidate, Yoweri Museveni.

We are frank n’ honest to ourselves. We loath hypocrisy, ingratitude too. Who can lead us, if not Museveni? Who else but candidate Museveni?
His candidature is our candidature. He is godsend, divine providence. Yoweri Museveni is our candidate.

Members of the Central Committee, Choose Candidate Yoweri Museveni. Beware of witches and their intrigue. All evil, n’ their intrigue never ceases. Look into one another’s eyes. Them witches never give up. Candidate Yoweri Museveni.
From January to the month of March. We consult and sensitise the people. From March to the month of May, assignment of duties to the activists. From May to November, primaries for the presidential candidate, of the National Resistance Movement.

But let us reflect, be true to ourselves. Examine our conscience and rectitude. Be conscious n’ true to our conscience. And remember from whence we come.
Say the name of Yoweri Museveni. For it will cost you nothing, all free. It is Yoweri Museveni’s candidature.

Students, go tell your parents about it. It is Yoweri Museveni’s candidature.
Members of the Central Committee, the Executive Committee members, cadres and the political commissars, your candidate is Yoweri Museveni
Resident District Commissioners, district chairpersons here n’ there, sub-county leaders here and there and the curators of temple of justice, our candidate is Yoweri Museveni.

Did he not bring us national unity? Go all around the whole country. Go feel the depth of national unity. Speak any language you want to. All free, no one to ask you not to. Was Uganda like this before? No.

Museveni returned peace to Uganda. Museveni, the curator of peace. Go to the four winds of the country. Peace dividend fills people’s hearts. Feel the quietude, serenity n’ peace. Calm restored and the noise loosed. Ugandans don’t like noise and war.

As we sing here for your ears, witches are casting a wary eye. That Asuman the son of Bisiika, is by accusations a Musevenist.

Oh yes, I am a Musevenist. But what else is there to be? And who else could you be? Witches n’ their intrigue just.

You commuters in buses and taxis, on a voyage by water, air or train. In prison because of some issues. In hospital because of poor health. When you leave and gain freedom. Your candidate is Yoweri Museveni.

Ugandans, ladies and gentlemen, love your country, be patriotic. None will love Uganda like you. If an alien claims to love Uganda, ask him from whence he comes. He is here for his own self interests. Gold in Karamoja and oil in Hoima.
Ugandans, ladies and gentlemen, love your country and be patriotic. Love your leaders as a national duty. Love President Yoweri Museveni. Our candidate is Yoweri Museveni.

Since he assumed leadership of the nation, this far, we don’t have problems with him.

Always pursuing the correct line, no mistake. He is not yet tired; his is still in good health. Why then do we look for another candidate?
Scribes from the order of the media, write until your pens break in awe. Captains of commerce and industry, thespians, comedians, and singers, your candidate is Yoweri Museveni.

Dear Ugandans, ladies and gentlemen, Ugandans, let us pray to God our Lord. Catholics, traditionalists and Muslims. We love Yoweri Museveni, do we not? We seek God’s charity for his good life. And a long one, so he leads our country. Even in the hereafter as God assigns so.

Mr Bisiika is the executive editor of East Africa Flagpost.