Why do men love endowed women?

Just the other day, I sat with a girl at a coffee place. Our conversation was broad and the coffee was great.
My date and I freely talked about everything and anything, almost anyway. We talked weight, the welcoming ambiance of the coffee place plus its immediate environs, the beautiful art pieces strewn high up on its, as if pristine painted walls for the eye to see, and then came the topic that stoked my attention.
Jiyan asked me why men are too obsessed with girls who are well-endowed. By well-endowed, I guess she referred to girls with big bottoms, those well-rounded, almost ball-like ‘things’ just below the back side of a girl’s torso.
She went on to share some of her thoughts, “Line up any girl with an almost non-existent behind and little attention will come her way. Then line up another with those big butts and you will witness all kinds of men drooling at her feet; the rolex guy, the married CEO, and the taxi guy, who may go out of his way to offer this girl a free ride.”
“Jiyan”! I softly called out.
“Do you mean to say your well-rounded bottom got you a sit with me here?”
“Vawo nawe,” my blushing-self comically switched language in my unsuccessful attempt to brush her off!
“But seriously Mike, why do men drool over girls with endowed bottoms so much? What is it about them?”
It was in that moment that I wished I was dressed like an ancient Roman soldier, had the roar of Mel Gibson in Brave Heart, and the courage of Hercules because then I could master the art of commanding my comrades, cohorts, fellow men to come stand behind me in unified gallant desire. I would be their chosen commander and as commander I would command my army to stare this girl in the face with stern faces. I would warn my men of her most deadly arsenal; her well-endowed bottom and pretty face. I would ask them to be better men than Samson and not let their guard down.
In my little head, that worked wonders because I saw Jiyan swallow hard and willingly retract her question.
How dare she ask Tom why he constantly is in pursuit of Jerry?
Only Tom knows the exact truth and only Tom should know! Doesn’t she know this? Gawd!
Anyway, the coffee worked its magic and I calmed down. I did away with the Roman attire, the Mel Gibsons and Hercules of this world, my 300-man-strong army, slowly leaned forward and politely gave Jiyan the answer she craved to hear. Wish you saw Jiyan in that moment. She looked like a six-year-old princess waiting to be given candy by King Grandpa.
Why do men fancy women with well-gifted bottoms? Well, Jiyan, it is just human nature, because behind every endowed woman is a bright future. If anyone else out there has a different answer for Jiyan? The good news is, you can get in touch – just call me the middle man.

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