What’s behind Muhoozi’s ridiculous tweets?

In this file photo taken on May 25, 2016 The son of Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni, Major General Muhoozi Kainerugaba attends a ceremony in which he was promoted from Brigadier to Major General at the country's military headquarters in Kampala on May 25, 2016. PHOTO/AFP

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  •  Being polished seems to act against the polished in Uganda’s politics.

On Monday February 21, Peter G. Mwesige, a seasoned journalist, shared photos of The Crusader newspaper bearing an interview he conducted with then 23-year-old Muhoozi Kainerugaba in 1997. 

In the interview, the first son identified himself as a contemplative person. If one capable of identifying thought intently reads the entire interview, without prejudice, one would see that indeed Muhoozi presented himself as a contemplative individual in the interview. 

While replying to me on Twitter, Mwesige revealed that the interview was abrupt: “By the way, the interview wasn’t on appointment. I simply drove to State House, Nakasero and asked for Muhoozi. A few minutes later, the gate was opened.” 

The fact that the interview was an abrupt one justifies further that Muhoozi was truly contemplative as he had no privilege of examining questions before the interview to concoct answers that don’t really match his thoughts. 

Because with age comes wisdom, Muhoozi must have become wiser than he was at 23 years. Interestingly though, there is a stark contrast between the Muhoozi on Twitter and the one in the interview with Mwesige.

An exercise to search for any signs of contemplation in his tweets would certainly end in futility. 

Although the tweets qualify as lowbrow ones, we should be very hesitant to conclude that the person behind them is lowbrow too. It would be so biased and quick of us to conclude that a graduate of political science, an active military general, a first son who has spent the most part of his life in State House (alongside Museveni!), a person whom intelligent people are desperate to render PR services, is shallow because of the shallow tweets. 

Rather, we should wonder: “What’s beneath the tweets that seem to have a consistent pattern of attracting ridicule and outrage?” 

When Mwesige asked the 23-year-old Muhoozi to name his heroes, he replied: “A lot of people. People like General Patton(USA), Marshall Montgomery (USA) and Field Marshal Rommel (German)”. The interviewer asked him why his heroes were his heroes.

The interviewee replied: “They were brilliant strategists and men with exceptional qualities.” 
 From his answer, one can see that Muhoozi seems to put a good sense of strategy above so many things. A good sense of strategy can make you one of his heroes!

Also, to have the competencies to identify great strategists does not only reflect intelligence in the identifier but also an underlying great sense of strategy in the same person.

It’s only a fluent English speaker who can identify another fluent English speaker. So, we should interest ourselves in the possibility of the lowbrow tweets being a strategic block on his much anticipated political career. And if the strategy exists, what’s it exactly? 

My friend speculated that the tweets could be intended to make his real and perceived opponents underestimate him and therefore discourage them from significantly strategizing against him. If the strategy is such a great one, then it’s really worth being ridiculed for. 

In a country where Kato Lubwama can be elected into parliament, it’s even more encouraging to accept ridicule. Muhoozi may even choose not to make serious efforts to present himself intelligently when the time for serious politics sets in.

Being polished seems to act against the polished in Uganda’s politics.

Moses Baguma , [email protected]